Am I The Only One Who Talks To Non-Existent Passengers When They See a Unicorn?

"FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
02/23/2018 at 14:58 • Filed to: Gasketcam

This is me getting so excited about seeing an R63 on the road today that I actually talked to myself about it. I can’t be the only one around here who does can I?

DISCUSSION (23)

OPPOsaurus WRX > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
02/23/2018 at 15:03

I YELL AT A LOT OF PEOPLE WHILE I’M DRIVING BUT I THINK THAT IS DIFFERENT. WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE TO BE SO DUMB!?!?!?!?!

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > OPPOsaurus WRX
02/23/2018 at 15:04

This^^^^^^^^^

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > OPPOsaurus WRX
02/23/2018 at 15:04

Yeah I realized while pulling out this clip that my dashcam has caught quite a bit of cursing at other drivers.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
02/23/2018 at 15:06

My driving when alone is divided into three parts:

25% me doing what you did

25% jamming out to Africa and other inferior 80s songs

50% yelling at every fucking South Florida driver

Party-vi > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
02/23/2018 at 15:09

I make excited chimp noises, with our without the presence of other people.

CalzoneGolem > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
02/23/2018 at 15:10

I mostly make weird noises and sing badly but I do talk to non-existent passengers on a variety of subjects. If I had a dash cam I’d need to turn the sound off.

OPPOsaurus WRX > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
02/23/2018 at 15:10

eh fuckem all, right?

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
02/23/2018 at 15:10

eh.... i talk to the traffic lights and use magick jazz hands to make em jump to green on my way to work in the mornings.

(roads are always empty at 4 am so the lights always jump to green when they notice me..... but its fun to magick)

jkm7680 > Party-vi
02/23/2018 at 15:12

preferably with

jkm7680 > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
02/23/2018 at 15:12

i cuss at people a lot

Ash78, voting early and often > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
02/23/2018 at 15:20

On the rare occasion my kids are quiet in the back, it’s easy to forget they’re back there, so my language sometimes loosens.

For example, just a couple days ago, my son immediately had to ask “Dad, what does Holeesh mean?”

I had just stopped short, thankfully. Now he thinks Holeesh is the name of the guy who owns this Lambo.

Kinja'd!!!

Fwiw, the R63 is 10x more impressive. When they were new, we had a few of them tooling around town with Mfr plates. But they’re all gone, it seems.

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
02/23/2018 at 15:25

I’m usually talking to my car when I’m alone

Takuro Spirit > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
02/23/2018 at 15:46

I saw an R-Class yesterday, but it was no R63. I did go “Ooh is that...?” to no one in particular.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
02/23/2018 at 16:02

I talk to my non existent passengers constantly. It really helps pass the time on long trips.

citrus > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
02/23/2018 at 16:23

I was on the roof of our building with an hvac guy and said “oh shit a vehicross” when an awesome lifted vehicross drove by.

Does that count?

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
02/23/2018 at 16:48

Yup! I do as well! You should’ve heard me when I saw a Citroen Acadiane van on the highway here in Nova Scotia! I FREAKED OUT with happiness! :P

Kinja'd!!!

PatBateman > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
02/23/2018 at 17:23

Austin?

Urambo Tauro > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
02/23/2018 at 19:10

“Non-existent” You just offended all of my invisible friends.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Takuro Spirit
02/23/2018 at 21:42

I’ve done an ooh is that which turned out to be nothing many times.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > jkm7680
02/23/2018 at 21:42

Beats cussing at your Broken VW

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > PatBateman
02/23/2018 at 21:42

San Antonio

jkm7680 > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
02/23/2018 at 23:19

Sure does

pip bip - choose Corrour > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
02/24/2018 at 05:44

no you’re not alone doing that.